Is it a cake because it has egg or because it has flour? You fool. You fucking idiot.
Sorry I just couldn’t stop visualizing this
came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
Why are all of you reblogging this without the important context that Alan Denton is a writer on Sonic Boom?
well that’s kinda on his wife then ngl
i made a lot more of these guys actually
opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun
Are you sexy because you’re gay or because you’re a wizard or is it because of a third, other thing?
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told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.
my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?
me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?
These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.
Only if you get caught
fangirl-area
This whole post took an unexpected turn
Out of work paleontologists can take a page out of the Girl Scouts handbook and eat a chicken, clean the bones, encase them in a mud and plaster mix, then chip it back out. Which is legitimately how Girl Scouts earn their paleontology badge.
… I rebuilt my chicken by modeling muscles back onto the bones using clay, then putting skin on it and making it look like a dinosaur….
Perfect. Exactly the right way to add a part 2 to this project.
enrichment
How do I explain Plato’s allegory of the cave to quarantined archeologists?
::wheeze::
Day 3: Mimikyu
capybara riding tortoise